No, I’m serious. WTF.
I saw something on Google News about fish pedicures causing all kinds of illnesses. I sort of assumed it had to do with fish eating your feet (since I’ve had numerous forays into river swimming and had those fuckers nibble on me if I slowed down long enough), but I mean…why?? Are you too good to scrub your own feet? You want some fish to do it for you? How about just give the guys some real fish food instead of your skin leftovers.
But no seriously, I want one.
Also, I do like the new word I learned today: Ichthyotherapy.
Next up, they will bring back leeches to cure our ailments. I’d like to give a shout out to Willem Dafoe, for making leeches even creepier. If you don’t know the movie reference, you may waste 2 hours of your time watching Speed 2 to see what I mean. Or you can just look at this picture and imagine him putting leeches all over his torso at the same time.
No, Dafoe. No.
Please tell me one of you has had a fish pedicure.