There’s not really spoilers for Game of Thrones in this that you wouldn’t already know by Episode 3 of Season 1, but just in case you’re one of those frightened people who need total anonymity and never look at the internet: LOOK AWAY IT’S ABOUT GAME OF THRONES!!!
Me: “I’M DONE WITH YOU, GAME OF THRONES! WHY. THE. FUCK. DO YOU KEEP KILLING ALL THE CHARACTERS I LIKE?!”
Me: *hands tossed into air, leaves room for ten minutes. Flop angrily back down because my husband hasn’t turned it off yet*
Me: “…wait. There are dragons?”
Me: “…GOD DAMN YOU, GAME OF THRONES!!!”
And finally, I leave you with this.