Reason #26329104 Why I Love My Husband

Husband and I are watching TV. Hero escapes prison and jumps into truck. Grabs wires beneath the steering wheel, rips off plastic cover of wire, touches them together. Car starts. Scene continues.

Husband turns to me and says, “That wouldn’t work with brown wires on a GM. You have to twist yellow with pink, then touch them with purple.”

This is why I need my husband. He teaches me how to effectively hotwire a car.

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6 comments on “Reason #26329104 Why I Love My Husband

  1. BAHAHA, totally need to find me a husband that knows how to hotwire a car. LMAO.

  2. Ari says:

    Don’t you love the perks of having smart husbands? You just never know when you might need that hotwiring “this is how you do it” support.

  3. Laura says:

    I’m jealous. I don’t have a husband, and the only thing my cats ever try to teach me is how to cough up a hairball.

  4. Eldon says:

    And me. He just taught me. Currently getting up to try this out on my neighbor’s car.

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